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'Val Kilmer' Archive

February 10th, 2006

Paris Hilton pulls out a Val Kilmer

Okay people, brace yourselves! I think we are looking at the first strike (or is it ‘bang’?) of another Paris Hilton sex-tape scandal publicity orgy.

Ummm, at least that’s what my online-german-translator tells me. I think.

It appears, according to this German paper, Paris Hilton is currently busy trying to perfect the dictionary definition of “vengeful bitch” by lusciously leaking disturbing pics of her “I-did-Val-Kilmer-because-he-said-I-was-famous-for nothing” phase.

Well Val, looks to me like she’s famous for being a little vengeful.

But then again, I could be wrong…

TAGS: Celebs, Paris Hilton, Val Kilmer, Dating

July 29th, 2005

Val Kilmer isn’t coming out

Sometimes the behind-the-scenes action is a lot more interesting than the actual performance as Val Kilmer so deftly proves:

The Postman Always Rings Twice is one of London’s most popular stage shows, thanks to the performance of Val Kilmer.

But Val isn’t really enjoying his time in the West End. A recent performance ran late because Val locked himself in his dressing room. One of the producers had to break down the door to persuade the star to come out, as the once-chiselled Top Gun star is now depressed, getting fat and drinking heavily.

I guess, the producer always rings twice, but that don’t mean Val will emerge.

[via popbitch]

TAGS: Celebs, Val Kilmer
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