At least that’s the consensus among men:

The Basic Instinct star [Sharon Stone], 47, says: “I thought about writing a book containing every line I’ve ever heard. [Men] will walk right up say they wanna sleep with you… Or they say: ‘You’ve always seemed like a sister to me.’ And then you think: ‘Really? You sleep with your sister a lot? Ewww!’”

Well, apparently they think she’s not only easy, but also crazy about incest threesomes.

She must have quite a reputation…

Well, whatever it is, I think it’s time to have it checked out by a professional:

The charmless actor [Ewan McGregor] suffered a serious sense-of-humour failure at the premiere of his latest film - and threw a hissy fit when asked about criticisms of his American accent in The Island. […]

Our mole goes on: “A blonde girl asked him if he’d be sticking to his Scottish accent in future. Ewan was taken aback, but answered that he had “no plans” to abandon the US accent. He seemed to be carrying on with his red-carpet duties as normal.”

But the thesp is obviously not one to let things lie.

We’re told: “A few minutes later he marched back to the girl and snarled: “Thank you for bringing that up - you’ve ruined my evening!” before storming off.

“Not long after this one of the event’s organisers told the girl she had to leave,” says our mole.

And while the reporter was packing up to go, a US toady got in on the act.

“The guy was incandescent with rage and called the girl a ‘f***ing a***hole’ and said she was banned from all future premieres, which seemed an incredible over-reaction”.

A spokeswoman for McGregor later gave a rambling explanation for the actor’s behaviour.

“There had been an unfounded criticism made to Ewan by an agency reporter, to which Ewan politely replied that he was sorry she’d asked that question as it had taken the shine off his night.

She then added that the agency reporter is a ‘f***ing a***hole’ before storming off.

Watch out now, here comes the
new and improved Tara Reid:

It’s image makeover time for Tara Reid: Forget the party-girl label, she says.

Now she’s Tara Reid, journalist. […]

Reid tells USA Today this new version of Wild On � which debuts Wednesday � will not feature frat boys misbehaving. “It’s about finding the culture and monuments. It’s like you’re following me on this incredible journey, and you’re going to feel like you’re one of my friends,” she said.

As for her role, “I feel like Willy Wonka, and I’m taking you into the chocolate factory. It’s a classy show.”

Regarding viewer reaction, she predicts: “When people see this show, they’ll say: ‘We’ve been picking on this girl for 10 years for no reason. She makes everyone around her have a good time.’ And viewers will have a good time, too.”

I’m guessing not as much as you.

Kimberly Stewart (aka Paris Hilton 2.1) has a new man.

Given the man’s penchant for freaky home-made movies, a leaked internet sex tape must be the next step in her tired and predictable PR campaign:

THE romance between Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon and “Girls Gone Wild” oaf Joe Francis is over. Francis � who, friends say, prized Mellon most for her society contacts � is already hooking up with a new squeeze, Kimberly Stewart (above). The two went public Thursday night in L.A. at the Maxim X-Games party at the Cabana Club, where they publicly groped each other much to the discomfort of Ryan Phillippe, Jeremy Piven and Wilmer Valderama.

From Jimmy Choo to Hootchie Ho… Nicely done, Freaky Francis.

According to our latest poll, you the voters feel that Paris Hilton is obnoxious.

And I mean, OB-NOXIOUS!

Nobody else gets even remotely close to her level of obnoxious-ness, which by the way I’m sure is all just part of her “I’m gonna be a brand” business plan.

Our #2 is another no-brainer: Ashlee Simpson.

And #3 is the obnoxious threesome: Jessica, Britney and Lindsay.

P.S. I know what you’re thinking. No, I didn’t fudge the numbers. Yes, the poll is really that creepy. Deal with it!

The Brits really have to start working on their blind item skills. This is really starting to get pathetic:

WHICH pop singer suffers from the embarrassing condition of stress incontinence? The band member likes to appease her stylist by wearing tight clothing but the ‘leaks’ often show up - and fans were left stunned when she peed herself on stage at a recent gig.

I’ll go with “Black Eye Peed” for 100, Bob.

[image via D*ana’s Dirt]

Who knew Jamie Kennedy was right all along. Malibu IS da Hood, yo!

A photographer was shot in the leg with a BB gun outside a home where he believed Britney Spears was attending a bridal shower Saturday evening, authorities said.

It was unclear who fired the BB as the photographer was staking out the event at the Malibu home, sheriff’s Lt. Steve Smith said. He said firefighters bandaged the man’s leg and he went to a hospital. […]

The photographer, identified as Brad Diaz, was about 200 yards from the home outside the home’s long driveway when he was hit, Smith said. He was one of about 10 photographers standing in the street.

Rough stuff.

The IRS says: Not so fast, bitch!

CHEESY, insipid and garish are words conjured up by the name Wayne Newton, but the Vegas showman says he got into trouble with the IRS through a need to maintain “an image of larger-than-life glamour, sophistication and elegance.” […] The feds say Newton made more than double the $790,000 a year he claimed and took all kinds of improper deductions.

“…a need to maintain an image of larger-than-life glamour, sophistication and elegance.” Yeah, those middle-aged soccer mom tourists can sure be picky.

I’m sooo not touching this one:

WHICH closeted leading man is smitten with a very hunky � but sadly straight � production assistant on the set of his new movie? The star keeps meeting the poor aide at the door of his trailer dressed only in a small towel and visibly aroused.

Small towels for small people, I guess.

It looks like Paris Latsis is trying very hard to keep his family in the dark.

Who can blame him?

DON’T hold your breath waiting for the Paris Hilton-Paris Latsis wedding. During the couple’s recent jaunt to Greece, the groom-to-be never even discussed marriage with his father, Grigoris Kasidokostas.

“If he hasn’t discussed this with his own father, how serious could it be?” Kasidokostas asked The Post’s Chris Erikson. “That should tell you the whole story.” […]

What’s more, recent reports that Latsis plunked down $12 million for a Beverly Hills nest for the lovebirds and bought Hilton a $5 million ring are ridiculous, he said.

“All of it is lies,” Kasidokostas declared.

He noted that his son doesn’t have the cash, as the $7.5 billion Latsis family fortune is firmly in control of Latsis’ mother, Mariana, and uncle, Spiro. […]

The father denied his son is the jet-setting playboy depicted in the press: “He’s a very, very good boy… a gentle, down-to-earth boy… not a playboy by any stretch of the imagination. He doesn’t have a lot of experience with women.”

Okay, now THAT I believe!

There’s no way you can get laid in L.A. with a GNR tattoo.

Not. Gonna. Happen.