Judging by that picture and details of her prenup, it’s Nicole Kidman’s turn to be the Tom creepy guy in the relationship:

The country singer has had to sign a pre-nuptial agreement earning him £350,000 for every year he is with the actress.

But unusually, there is a get-out clause for the Australian star - as the agreement to give him any settlement becomes null and void if the former junkie uses illegal drugs or alcohol to excess.

Talk about taking all the fun out of a relationship…

[Via: A Socialte’s Life]

British popster James Blunt’s song You’re Beautiful has taken a beating of late, with even the singer himself referring to it as “overplayed”.But Britain’s Daily Mail has revealed that the song might have miracle powers.

Five-year-old Claudia De’Alwis, had been a coma for 10 days following a head-first plunge from a five-metre balcony. She began to awake after her favourite song came over the hospital radio - it was Blunt’s You’re Beautiful.

Claudia’s father, Paul D’Alwis, 40 told the newspaper he was convinced it was the song that brought her around.

Spooky shit - this guy is GOOD! He should get his own telethon or something.

[Via: Things That Make You Go “Hmm”]

One word: Kevin Federline. He could be in the himbo hall of fame. Then there are the C-list himbos: guys like Wilmer Valderrama and Ashton Kutcher who attach themselves to A-list women. Kutcher was very C-list before he started dating Demi Moore. And Valderrama is totally C-list, but is always trying to move himself up the rungs with the women he dates.

In short, Hollywood himbos like to date Hollywood bimbos. Darwin would be so stoked…

[Via: Jossip]

Although it doesn’t fit his bad-boy image, Irish heartthrob Colin Farrell appears to have taken a big step toward settling down. He bought a home in the Hollywood Hills for close to $4.3 million. […]

The 4,000-plus-square-foot house has four bedrooms, 4 1/2 bathrooms, a den with its own patio and panoramic city views.

Among the features outside are an infinity pool with hand-painted tiles and a view of downtown Los Angeles, a spa, a dining area with an oversized fireplace and lush landscaping with mature trees and a hidden garden.

Umm, is this the same Colin Farrell who used to say he would never live in a fake-ass town like L.A.? I’m pretty sure it is.

[Via: A Socialite’s Life]

Supermodel Heidi Klum and her husband, singer Seal, 43, are expecting their third child, a source close to the couple confirms to Us Weekly. The couple also have a son, Henry, 9 months, and a daughter, Leni, 2, from Klum’s previous relationship with race car driver Flavio Briatore.

These two loverbirds sure know how to get it on. That’s what happens when you listen to Seal songs in the bedroom…

[Source: Us Weekly]
[Image: Moe Slitz]

At least that’s what she wants us to believe:

How are American men and British men different? “U.K. guys – well, the ones that I know – don’t take as much stock in their appearance,” says Keira Knightley in a new interview. “Ask an American guy what his beauty regime is, and he’ll tell you. Ask a Brit, and he’ll say, ‘Er … Guinness?’ I like that.”

She obviously hasn’t met David Beckham yet. That dude will blow her thesis right out of the water.

[Source: People]

Paris Hilton got a surprise at Macy’s last Friday when a mustachioed man turned up in the long line of women who’d bought an $80 bottle of her new fragrance. The hotel heiress asked the dude how she should autograph her photo.”Make it out to ‘The Guy Who Has My Storage Locker Stuff,’” said David Hans Schmidt, who then introduced himself as the broker of the secret diaries, videotapes and snapshots that went on the auction block when she didn’t pay her storage bill. “That stuff can’t be published,” the wide-eyed Hilton told Schmidt.

“Like your sex video?” said Schmidt, who has offered to sell Hilton’s possessions back to her. (Just to jog her memory about the Hilton family heirlooms, he showed her a photo of herself as a little girl holding baby sister Nicky.) Hilton told Schmidt she’d meet with him in L.A. She also signed his picture: “To David, Love Paris Hilton xoxo.”

That’s what happens when you don’t pay your storage rental fee. Cheapskate.

[Via: Yeeeah!]

This girl’s under pressure and I mean that literally:

Kate Beckinsale has revealed she could squirt milk out of breasts and across the room after giving birth.

The ‘Underworld: Evolution’ star says she developed the unusual skill while breastfeeding daughter Lily, her child from her relationship with actor Michael Sheen.

Beckinsale - who is now married to film director Len Wiseman - told US chat show host Jay Leno: “I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share - I could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents.”

Do tell, sweety. Do tell!

[Via: DListed]

Judging by the mortified look on her face, Eva Longoria seems to have had a dolphin “run in” in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, recently.

They really are horny bastards, aren’t they?

[Image: People]

I like how this guy’s mind works. I give him a quick shoutout and he comes back with this awesome picture proving for once and for all that the Davis’s really are a bunch of rich trolls in disguise.

Don’t be afraid, just click the picture to remove the makeup and see what ugly truth is lurking underneath. Brilliant shit!